Bumpersticker Manifesto

On the way home from work yesterday, I noticed two bumper stickers on the car in front of me. One said:

"I think... therefore I am a Democrat!"

The second said:

"Proud to be everything the Right Wing hates!"

Hmmm. Right-wingers hate terrorists. Right-wingers hate child molesters. Terrorists and child molesters are a subset of "everything". Therefore, the owner of this vehicle is a child-molesting terrorist?

Well, perhaps not. It's possible she did not see where she was led by her own logic.

Guess she wasn't thinking.