So it would seem that when a problem comes along, you can whip it by calling Mr. Romney.
And if you're a reporter in the tank for Obama, you report on... anything else.
A mild-mannered trombone player with delusions of adequacy and a bone to pick (so to speak) with liberals, he fights a never-ending battle for loud trombones, theologian-in-chief John Calvin, and good beer. Will settle for free beer. No compromise on the trombone volume, however.