Sunday, September 13, 2009

The Big One


This is it. The big one.

We now have ourselves a trade war. That has been the missing piece. The current recession had been looking a lot like the Great Depression, until now.

Now it looks exactly like the Great Depression.

Here is economist Thomas Sowell on the Smoot-Hawley tariff and its aftermath:

Let's start at square one, with the stock market crash in October 1929. Was this what led to massive unemployment?

Official government statistics suggest otherwise. So do new statistics on unemployment by two current scholars, Richard Vedder and Lowell Gallaway, in their book "Out of Work."

...They put the unemployment rate at 5 percent in November 1929, a month after the stock market crash. It hit 9 percent in December-- but then began a generally downward trend, subsiding to 6.3 percent in June 1930.

That was when the Smoot-Hawley tariffs were passed, against the advice of economists across the country, who warned of dire consequences.

Five months after the Smoot-Hawley tariffs, the unemployment rate hit double digits for the first time in the 1930s.

This was more than a year after the stock market crash. Moreover, the unemployment rate rose to even higher levels under both Presidents Herbert Hoover and Franklin D. Roosevelt, both of whom intervened in the economy on an unprecedented scale.

Before the Great Depression, it was not considered to be the business of the federal government to try to get the economy out of a depression. But the Smoot-Hawley tariff-- designed to save American jobs by restricting imports-- was one of Hoover's interventions, followed by even bigger interventions by FDR.

The rise in unemployment after the stock market crash of 1929 was a blip on the screen compared to the soaring unemployment rates reached later, after a series of government interventions. For nearly three consecutive years, beginning in February 1932, the unemployment rate never fell below 20 percent for any month before January 1935, when it fell to 19.3 percent, according to the Vedder and Gallaway statistics.

In other words, the evidence suggests that it was not the "problem" of the financial crisis in 1929 that caused massive unemployment but politicians' attempted "solutions." Is that the history that we seem to be ready to repeat?

So if disaster comes to pass because of Obama's actions, does it mean we will vote him out of office? Not necessarily. Sowell continues:

Politically, however, Franklin D. Roosevelt could not have been more successful. After all, he was the only President of the United States elected four times in a row. He was a master of political rhetoric.

Who else do we know who is a master of political rhetoric?

On economic matters, the image the government likes to cultivate is that of a wise and shrewd doctor, complete with white jacket, stethoscope, and a wink, who can diagnose the problems in the blink of an eye and have us back on our feet in no time. That's the image. The reality is this: picture a Boeing jumbo jet flying 600 mph at 30,000 feet, with a four-year-old boy at the controls grinning like a fiend and possessing no sense of his own limitations -- and pushing buttons and pulling levers as fast as he can. He's having a great time, but the passengers are screaming.

As Rahm Emmanuel said, never let a good crisis go to waste. What he didn't say is, if you need a good crisis, you can always make one.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Republican Leadership and Other Oxymorons

It seems like it ought to be an anomaly that, in the midst of the most unambiguously left-wing American government at least since Carter and arguably since LBJ, or even FDR, the Right is finally getting its act together, showing fire and fight and even some unity.

It doesn't seem possible, does it?

Particularly since there haven't been any squeaks out of the Republican Party that could possibly be construed as leadership -- at least, not by anyone who isn't a soldier in the French Army. [Correction: except for Sarah Palin, who has withstood withering assaults in the press and the popular culture and still manages to stand tall in a stiff wind.]

Well, to me it's not a surprise at all. I can't say I was expecting this, but I was certainly hoping for it.

A friend of a friend, a nice fellow, a student of philosophy I knew in passing many years ago once made a statement that was relayed to me; I have never forgotten it: "I believe in the Republican principles of government; the problem is finding Republicans who believe in them." Small, limited government; strict Constitutional construction; private property; low taxes; equality before the law; free enterprise. That's the ticket. Problem is, nobody's selling it.

Except for the Reagan interregnum, the Republican Party during my lifetime has been little more than the Democratic Party's junior partner in the creeping socialization of America. They have been instrumental in consolidating liberal gains. Republicans have stood by dumbly while conservatives have lost ground on every issue they ever cared about. And finally, it cost them the presidency, as the GOP actually joined hands with liberals on immigration "reform" and forgot how to defend fighting a war of their own choosing.

The plummeting of Bush's poll numbers, from about 70% early in his presidency, to about 25% in his last year of office, seems phenomenal. If you're going to accomplish a drop of such magnitude, it requires not just polarizing your enemies but also infuriating your erstwhile friends.

It was a familiar dance for years. Betrayal after betrayal of conservative principles by the GOP would be practiced diligently until election season, by which time the only credible approach to campaigning was for Republicans to demonize their opponents as "too liberal." There's a joke about two guys out in the woods, discussing what they would do if they encountered a grizzly bear. One guy said, "I'd run." The other guy said, "That's silly, you can't outrun a grizzly." To which the first guy responded, "I don't have to outrun him; I only have to outrun you." Republicans figured they didn't actually have to be conservative; they only had to be more conservative than their Democratic opponents.

It's a losing strategy. A political party must fear its base. The argument that you're better off with half a loaf than none presumes that your guy actually wants you to have that half a loaf. Under Bush (both Bushes, actually), the GOP was more likely to seek common cause with Democrats on how best to take our half-loaf away. The GOP became not a supporter of conservatism, but a subverter of conservatism.

So the Republican Party shambled toward the 2008 election with all of its enemies and half of its friends angry at them. How did all that bipartisan blather work out for you, Senator McCain?

And now, with the GOP out of the way, conservatives and libertarians know they have no friends at all in Washington. Rather than rely on their sissified Republican champions, they flexed their own muscle -- and have managed to push the Obama agenda back on its heels. Considering the odds against them -- the Presidency, Congress, and the media all arrayed against them, with their long knives out -- they have accomplished quite a lot. In spite of no help from Republicans. Maybe because of it.

We're not out of the woods yet, and in fact may not prevail in this battle. But at least once in my life, I have been fortunate enough to witness what a ragtag group of ordinary schlubs can accomplish when their dander is up and there's no one else to do the job but themselves.


Sunday, September 6, 2009

Stupefyin' Jones

If you happened to depend on the mainstream news media for your news, you might miss a lot of stories. For example, you might have missed the story about a man named Jones -- Van Jones -- who happens to have been (until today) Obama's "green czar" (not a position I remember from high school civics). It seems that Mr. Jones has been under attack by conservatives for the past week or two for various reasons. If you watch Glenn Beck, you would have known all about this controversy. If you listen to Rush Limbaugh, you would have heard all about it. If you watch Fox News, you have heard all about it. If you read conservative-oriented blogs such as the Drudge Report, Michelle Malkin, and PowerLine, you would have read all about it.

But the gatekeepers for our mainstream media? Hardly a peep, prompting the Washington Examiner's Byron York to start keeping score. As of two days ago (present writing), this past Friday, Sep 4, here's York's scorecard:
Total words about the Van Jones controversy in the New York Times: 0.
Total words about the Van Jones controversy in the Washington Post: 0.
Total words about the Van Jones controversy on NBC Nightly News: 0.
Total words about the Van Jones controversy on ABC World News: 0.
Total words about the Van Jones controversy on CBS Evening News: 0.
As of yesterday, York reported that CBS and the Washington Post had broken silence, but the others held firm. The Post's headline is rather comical: "White House Says Little on Embattled Jones." Now, that's chutzpah. The White House says little? Apparently, so do its friends in the media. Of course, now WaPo has to explain why, by the time of their first mention of the controversy, the situation had already reached the "embattled" stage.

How did they not know about it earlier?

Or did they know about it earlier, and just decided it wasn't news?

If so, what exactly isn't newsworthy about an Obama "czar" who is a self-proclaimed communist and had signed a "truther" petition? (For those blissfully out of the know, "truthers" are the crackpots who believe the Bush administration was complicit in the 9/11 attacks).

To put this into perspective: what if a Bush had hired a policymaker who was an avowed Nazi and signed a petition claiming the Clinton Administration had been complicit in the bombing of the U.S.S. Cole? Do you think Dan Rather might have found a few minutes for it to occupy in the CBS Evening News' busy docket?

My guess is it's really very simple. If it's good for Obama, it's news. If it's bad for Obama, it's spiked.

Well, good luck on your job search, Mr. Jones. I hear there may be some policymaking openings in Cuba soon.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Teddy Bear

Hat tip: PowerLine blog.

Here's a little item (link) that has somehow been overlooked, what with all the fawning accolades, blown kisses and handkerchiefs waved tearfully in the direction of Sen. Edward Kennedy's bier as it recedes in the general direction of Valhalla's liberal wing.

Hate to ruin a good wake, but here's the gist: a KGB memorandum from 1983 implicates Sen. Kennedy in an attempt to cut a deal with Yuri Andropov, who was then the leader of the Soviet Union.

The money graf:
"Kennedy's message was simple. He proposed an unabashed quid pro quo. Kennedy would lend Andropov a hand in dealing with President Reagan. In return, the Soviet leader would lend the Democratic Party a hand in challenging Reagan in the 1984 presidential election. 'The only real potential threats to Reagan are problems of war and peace and Soviet-American relations,' the memorandum stated. 'These issues, according to the senator, will without a doubt become the most important of the election campaign."

Read the whole article.

Funny how winning liberalism's lifetime achievement award can render our inquisitive news media so uninquisitive on so many unpleasant subjects. If the phony Bush/Air National Guard memo was worth a breathless feature on '60 Minutes,' this issue deserves its own 24-hour cable news channel.

But nonetheless, Kennedy exits, stage left, a hero, to the applause of the claques of hacks festooning our mainstream media news rooms like e. coli at a fertilizer plant.

In other news, the Obama administration wants to investigate CIA agents for pulling information out of terrorists that has saved American lives.

Hey, what do you know? The same people are applauding.


Monday, August 17, 2009

Don't Do Like the Romans

The United States in its relatively short history has never experienced a cataclysmic societal breakdown. Not even during the Civil War was there a complete breakdown of civil and economic institutions.

(There is a fact hiding out in the open here that is almost too obvious to notice: for a societal and economic breakdown to occur, first there must be a society and an economy sufficiently sophisticated to break down. For example, the history books don't record any of the famines and hard economic times that happened in sub-Saharan Africa before Christian missionaries began writing them down. A subsistence economy is already at the lowest economic level that can possibly exist; any lower, and people cannot subsist -- they starve. Without a written history, there are no witnesses.)

This doesn't happen very often in the West. When it does happen, sometimes the cause is natural. A bubonic plague epidemic -- the "Black Death" -- hit Europe in the mid-14th century, killing an estimated 75 million people. When 30% of an entire population dies within a two-year span, it cannot help but have profound ramifications on society and the economy.

But sometimes the problems are man-made and are a long time in the making. Take the Romans, for example.

The Roman Empire had been the richest, most powerful country in the world for almost a thousand years. It started out hundreds of years before Christ as a loose trading alliance between Rome and its sister cities on the Italian peninsula. Somewhat geographically isolated and receiving the benefits of a mild climate and good farming conditions, their wealth eventually made them a favorite target for large-scale plundering by an assortment of foreign baddies including the Celts, Franks, Macedonians, and Carthaginians. The Roman army was never invincible, but their economic engine enabled them to quickly rebound from a defeat and to raise and equip an array of formidable legions in short order. In addition, they had developed exceptionally good organizational and administrative skills. Once the Romans grew tired of having a target painted on their backs and decided that the best defense is a good offense, it was time finally for their neighbors to know the meaning of fear. The Romans effected their own liberty by subjugating the nations around them. Being secure from a bunch of neighboring bad-asses required that they become the biggest bad-asses in the neighborhood. By the time of Christ's birth, they ruled the entire Mediterranean -- all of North Africa, including Egypt; the crumbled pieces from the old Persian and Macedonian Empires in the Middle East, including Judea (Israel), Phoenicia (Lebanon), Syria, Asia Minor (Turkey), Eastern Europe at least up the Danube; Western Europe (Spain, France, Switzerland) and even Britain.

Conquering is one thing; maintaining what has been conquered is something else altogether. Holding together a country of various tribes, tongues, cultures and religions was a daunting task. But the Romans had learned from other cultures, particularly from the Greeks, and had arrived at certain empire-building truths that had eluded the less successful empires (Macedonian, Persian, Babylonian, Assyrian, Egyptian) preceding them. The Romans were not vengeful or oppressive rulers as a general rule, and were actually quite tolerant. However, subject nations could not cross certain lines. Rebellions were ruthlessly crushed; failure to pay taxes was not tolerated; Roman law had to be obeyed -- that was the stick. The carrot was a peaceful society and a well-ordered chain of authority. The Romans applied the same free-trade logic that had worked so well within Italy to the rest of their Empire. Even subject peoples could attain Roman citizenship, and could freely move about within the Empire. Cultural differences and in particular local religious practices were tolerated, even though the ruling Caesar was the official god of the Empire and Rome still had its own parallel tradition of pagan worship. With peace and order came stability, and with stability came economic activity and, finally, great wealth. And the cycle was largely self-perpetuating: wealth promoted order and stability, which promoted more economic activity and wealth.

How do you mess up something like that? Bad things can become cyclical, too. It all started with a built-in source of instability: Rome had no constitution and thus no mechanism for a peaceful transfer of power. When the emperor died (and sometimes an emperor's death was, shall we say, scheduled in advance by a committee of his critics), Roman legions fought each other to install a particular general or consul as the new emperor. Imagine if Obama had become president not by being elected, but by ordering his supporters in the U.S. Army to defeat John McCain's supporters in the U.S. Navy and Marines. Such internecine fighting is destructive of stability, to say the least.

On top of which, there was growing institutionalized corruption within the Roman government. At the height of Rome's power, its citizens paid low taxes and could expect predictable if not equitable treatment in its courts. However, a new emperor, installed in office through alliances with senators and generals, had political debts to pay as well as scores to settle, resulting in favoritism for the few and higher taxes for the many. Like other addictive substances, taxation when imposed in moderation can have a relatively benign or even a helpful effect. But raising taxes beyond a certain point can set off a vicious and sometimes irreversible downward spiral, eventually turning the taxpayers' trust and respect into rage and cynicism. When taxes are generally regarded as unfair, it becomes harder to collect them, as the economic activity that generates revenue is discouraged and depressed. Beyond a certain point, raising tax rates results in less revenue for the government, which leads to another round of tax hikes, resulting in less revenue, and so forth -- a vicious circle.

Unfortunately, nobody rings a bell when taxes are raised to the level of counterproductivity. The greed for more, even when such greed is labeled as "fairness", knows no limit. (The modern conceit is that governments, unlike individual humans, do not get greedy.) Like most sins, greed becomes self-consuming, like the way an Eskimo kills a wolf: he simply dips a razor-sharp knife's blade into the blood of a seal and embeds the knife by the handle, blade up, in the ice and leaves it. A wandering wolf smelling the blood will come to lick it off of the knife -- but in so doing will wound itself. But rather than stop licking, the blood lust will become too intense to resist; the wolf will continue on, unable to stop licking and unable to keep itself from acquiring more wounds, finally dying from the blood loss. Taxes can have this same effect on government. Obviously, the government would be better off not destroying their own economy and thereby withering its tax base, but once policy makers get that taste in their mouths, the frenzy settles in.

Rapacious taxation causes instability, too, same as pillaging and sacking. Many overtaxed denizens of the Empire tried protecting themselves by selling out and fleeing to the outer provinces. Rather than heed this warning and cut back on their demands, the government kept licking the knife. They responded by binding farmers to their land, destroying their centuries-old right to move freely within the Empire -- effectively, enslaving them. The small farmers were left with few options. Most eventually deeded their land to a favored lord or duke, who could work a better tax deal for himself, in return for the right to work the land. Thus the "road to serfdom" (Friedrich Hayek's memorable phrase) was complete: the feudal system was born and was to outlive the Empire that institutionalized it by well over a thousand years.

With a diminished economy and tax base, the power and glory of the Roman Empire shriveled, and by the end of the 5th century it blew away. In its final years, it was unable even to prevent private armies of foreign nationals (the Goths and Huns) from roaming freely through the empire, extorting money from the government at will and sacking the cities, even Rome itself, when their demands were not met. By about 470 A.D., the Roman government had paid its last bills. Once a government quits paying its bills, it's over.

And all because Rome could not resist consuming itself. They could not control the urge to kill the economic goose that had laid their golden eggs. The government had transformed from a cautious and judicious steward of order and stability into an insatiable devourer of the fruits of the taxpayers' labor. Rome had become what they had always dreaded most, the very thing the Empire had been institutionalized and empowered to protect against: Rome had become the marauder, the outlaw, victimizing its own citizens.

And the consequences of Rome's fall? In modern terms? It caused an economic recession that lasted for well over a thousand years. That is, it lasted until the 19th century, which is about the time modern economists say the living standard of the typical European had finally caught back up to the level enjoyed by the typical citizen of the Empire.

Because the essence of economic wealth is knowledge, it follows that the destruction of a society and its economy happens through the destruction of its knowledge, and this is achievable only through instability and fear. Romans were phenomenal architects and engineers; their roads, bridges, and aqueducts were magnificent achievements, some even surviving and functioning to this day. They understood commerce and logistics. They were excellent farmers and carpenters and metalworkers and shipbuilders. They were fond of poetry and the arts. Much of their knowledge disappeared completely during the Dark Ages that followed. Knowledge is not free and it is not cheap; it is hard-earned, and thus its destruction on a scale such as this was an epic tragedy.

However, to say knowledge was destroyed is not to say that individuals necessarily knew less about the world around them. What was lost was the specialization of knowledge and the leverage it provides in terms of economic efficiency. People are pretty good at learning the things they need to know to survive. If they farm, they tend to become pretty good at farming. If they tan hides into leather, they tend to become pretty good at tanning. But when economic activity is depressed, humans are forced to become more self-sufficient and, as a result, knowledge becomes less specialized. A human can learn, but his capacity for learning is finite. Someone who -- just to survive -- needs to grow his own vegetables, raise his own livestock, tan his own leather, make his own tools, weave his own cloth and sew his own clothes will never learn any one thing to any great depth, and will not able to do any one task particularly well or efficiently. That's why it is more productive to specialize: one farmer freed from having to learn tanning and metalworking can concentrate on farming, and can produce food much more abundantly than three or four part-time farmers. He can then trade his surplus for leather, tools, and clothes made by those who have specialized in other areas. Such specialization is at the root of economic growth and wealth-creation.

When I was in college back in the 1970s, it was routine for professors and left-leaning students to decry the "over-specialization" of society. Au contraire, mon commie-pinko freres. It is precisely such specialization of knowledge that creates the wealth that affords professors and students the time to sit around decrying the specialization of knowledge. (Instead of going to college, after all, they could have used the time and money saved to buy a plot of land and enjoy acquiring all that wonderful generalized knowledge afforded by subsistence-level dirt farming.) Most of us employ skills on a daily basis that can only earn us a living because there already exists an enormous infrastructure of highly-specialized knowledge professionals. As a database administrator, I can only ply my trade because someone else is making money as a developer of database management software, and this is only possible because there are others who develop operating systems, build computers, maintain communications networks and power grids, and generate electricity. And there is no one to purchase my skills if information is not a sufficiently valuable commodity to force some folks to protect and maintain it -- folks like bankers, actuaries, investors, merchants, and others who need to have reliable data available at their fingertips.

Economic woes tend to strike us at a primal level. The knowledge we have fought to acquire over the course of a lifetime has meant much to us in our struggle to distance ourselves from the desperate poverty that has dogged humankind throughout history. Within a few short months, a lousy job market can render such knowledge as worthless as a politician's promise. If the insurance companies go under, there will be no need for the actuary. If the software firms go out of business, there will be no role for the programmer -- or the DBA. We fear that we may need to acquire the knowledge of subsistence -- to learn how to grow vegetables and raise chickens in our backyards to feed ourselves -- and find ourselves at the bottom rather than the top of the knowledge ladder, worse off than the dirt farmers and food-gatherers who have been doing just that all along.

This discussion should, I hope, put into perspective our present problems with real estate bubbles and relative financial chaos. We have seen no calamities of such a magnitude. Yet it is possible that the seeds of our eventual demise are being sown even now, or were sown years ago and are just starting to bear their first fruits. We know what our political class would like to do: take our money and run our lives. As the dog sprang from the wolf, so the democratically-elected President retains a lineage to the autocratic Caesars, and they share the same magisterial and autocratic instincts: "I'm in charge; I need more power; I understand how to fix this and you don't." There are two types of politicians: those who can be trusted with power and those who cannot. But both types will tell you they can.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Cotton Swabs and Swastikas

I used to try to give liberals the benefit of the doubt. I may disagree with them, but they have good intentions, blah blah blah.

But when was the last time liberals gave the benefit of the doubt to conservatives? Obama says opponents to his health-care initiative are all being paid off by corporate interests. Pelosi says we're un-American and carry swastikas around.

So forget nice.

Liberals have a basic problem with freedom. They don't like it. Well, to be more precise, they don't like it when it's other people's freedom. Congress is careful to exempt themselves from whatever plans they force on us. It fits the pattern. Obama preaches public education but sends his girls to a posh private school. Geithner is fine with raising taxes on us while not paying his own. Congress is against corporate jets for CEOs of bankrupt firms, but is in favor of corporate jets for morally bankrupt Congressmen. Al Gore travels the world in private jets and Lincoln Town Car limousines to lecture the rest of us about our unsustainable carbon footprints.

Socialism for thee, but not for me.

And then there is PDS to deal with -- namely, Palin Derangement Syndrome. I was discussing the Obama health-care initiatives with a liberal correspondent, and for some reason, it became clear that I was not allowed to have an opinion without first having to pass the Palin test.

Specifically: I was asked, where does Sarah Palin get off telling people the legislation calls for government "death panels"?

Where do I begin? Why not all the way back to ninth grade? I have been a conservative since she was in kindergarten. I don't feel like my opposition to this initiative is dependent on what Sarah Palin says. I haven't often sent her a letter asking for her permission to oppose socialism, nor to her credit has she demanded one.

Obviously, Ms. Palin didn't design her remarks to elicit coos of approval from the American left. (If that's a sin, I should be in Hell right this second.) But, aside from the fact that, for the first time since Reagan, liberals have had to face a conservative who is as good as they are at using inflammatory catch phrases, I don't think she is all that far off the mark.

Last I heard, medical care is still what economists classify as a "scarce good" -- meaning not that it is rare, but that all of us can't have all we may want or need in a limitless supply. That means, at some point, someone makes decisions as to who gets it and who doesn't.

Under socialized medicine, that someone is the government.

We have all heard horror stories from liberals about how this or that HMO denied care to someone. Well, to the consumer, the advantage of HMOs is that not everyone is forced to use the same HMO, and the HMOs are bound by contractual law in such a way that there is only so much they can legally deny to a paying customer.

In other words, the customer has options. Maybe not quite as many as he might like, but they're there.

The government will deny care just like the HMOs do. Bet the rent on it.

And when the same life-or-death decisions are made by the government, the avenues of redress are not as obvious nor are the options as plentiful. Since government is a political entity, such decisions will tend to be made politically -- favored constituencies, favored states, etc. But all the wishful thinking in the world will not make medical care a free good, like oxygen. That means rationing. That means someone will make the life-or-death decisions. And that means the government will be the one who makes them.

If Sarah Palin wants to call those decision-makers a "death panel", she is doing liberals a greater disservice than she is doing to the truth. I say, she's close enough.

In other countries with socialized medicine, end-of-life things are treated in the manner you can expect to see here when our time comes. In Britain, for example, they just quit feeding old people at the hospital, so family members who still love their grandparents have to smuggle in food. In the Netherlands, where there is euthanasia, the doctors can just flat-out kill you; only an idiot lets himself get checked into a Dutch hospital if he's older than, say, 55. My age.

There are clues that the Obama administration may value human life somewhat differently than most Americans. Here's what John P. Holdren, director of the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy, wrote:

"The fetus, given the opportunity to develop properly before birth, and given the essential early socializing experiences and sufficient nourishing food during the crucial early years after birth, will ultimately develop into a human being."


"...will ultimately develop into a human being." I don't think Herr Goebbels could have said it better.

Sorry, I don't want these people in charge of deciding my health-care options.


Friday, August 7, 2009

Thank You for Your Smug Condescension...

I'm fifty-five years old, which is old enough to be getting solicitations from AARP on what a wonderful favor I'd be doing for myself by joining up, getting an assortment of discounts, and letting my money be used by liberal lobbyists. That last part is not said in quite that manner, but that is what they do.

Then Drudge posted a link to an AARP Town Hall meeting in Dallas on Aug 4. AARP's representatives responded in an interesting manner to the opinions of the people they are supposed to be representing: the AARP employees walked out. Not exactly "the customer is always right."

The old folks had somehow retained the quaint notion that they don't work for AARP; AARP works for them. Silly old folks!

AARP's position was, effectively: "Let me try to explain this to you: Shut up!"

Here's a link to the vid; I think it's worth watching -- mainly, to show what passes for political debate in this country. It is the job of conservatives to pay for everything, and then just sit there and shut up while their liberal betters tell them what's in their best interest.



I went to the AARP web site, and lo! There is a URL intended to soothe my ruffled feathers and make it known to me, poor benighted soul that I am, why I should never fear -- Obama's rod and AARP's staff are there to comfort me.

Really, I can only withstand but so much insult to my admittedly substandard intelligence. ("He's not very smart, but he compensates by having a very thin skin," I've noticed, is not a compliment.) So I found a place on the AARP web site to make my views known. And here is what I sent them:

I am 55 years old, and not an AARP member. I knew the AARP tilted left, but looking over your web page, it looks like a URL off of the Democratic Party's official site. I can't tell if you folks think we're stupid, or are just hoping we're stupid. Either way, that talk of "bipartisanship" is simply an appeal for Republicans to sit down and shut up. Then I saw the video on YouTube where your employees couldn't stand it that old folks had opinions that didn't go along with your not-quite-carefully-enough-orchestrated encomium to the Obamacare initiative.

I always doubted I'd join AARP. Now I know I won't. You will never get my money.


Within a couple of minutes, I received an email response, written by some thoughtful AARP employee who had anticipated such concerns. You might call me a connoisseur of form letters. Perhaps the reader has never paid them much attention, but to me they are a wealth of information on how to cast opposing views and propagandize a viewpoint. This one from AARP is better than most. And here it is:

Thank you for contacting AARP to express your interest on the issue
of Health Care Reform. This issue has resulted in an unprecedented
volume of response and we appreciate your interest. AARP values all
opinions shared by our members and others, and your feedback helps
shape our position on this issue.

While we would like to respond personally to each and every
communication, we are unable to do so at this time. For those of you
expressing your support, we thank you. Should you disagree, we
respect and value your position. While we may differ on this issue,
we hope that we agree on the many other issues AARP supports.

Please note that we have not yet endorsed any comprehensive health
care reform bill. AARP is fighting for a solution that improves
health care for all our members. We have been working with leaders
from both sides of the aisle for many, many months, and we will
continue to do so. We know that the final package will include a mix
of ideas from both parties and both houses of Congress.

For more information on the many myths regarding Health Care Reform
and what AARP supports, please visit the following link.... [same one I provided above]

If your communication is of a different nature, please reply to this
email and one of our representatives will be more than happy to
assist you.

Again, thank you for your patience and understanding at this time
and we appreciate your interest on the issue of Health Care Reform.
It’s truly the combined interest, energy, commitment, and passion of
our members that gives AARP the power to make life better.


Reading this, I grew so jealous of their superior intelligence and dazzling way with words, I decided to write a form letter of my own and send it back:

Thank you for contacting me to respond to my email expressing my disgust at AARP's shilling for socialism. This issue has resulted in an unprecedented volume of emails from me to AARP (this one's number 2). I do not value AARP's opinion, but then again I don't make my living by trying to talk AARP into joining me, so I am free to express my real opinion on the subject. AARP's feedback is not particularly valuable; I can go to a million other websites to get left-wing opinion if AARP were to go out of business as a result of this fiasco....

Not only am I able to respond personally to each and every silly position AARP takes, I am willing to do so once in a while, as you can see for yourselves.... Should you be a flaming liberal, like whoever wrote your "Divided We Fall" liberal talking points, I'm not sorry. Should you disagree, talk to the hand. While we may differ on this issue, you are still being paid to represent old folks and not the Democratic Party.... If you're flaming liberals on this issue, you're probably flaming liberals on lots of issues, so I doubt that we agree on much, but thanks anyway.

I note that you say you're not endorsing "any comprehensive health care bill." Again, do you think we're stupid, or are you hoping we're stupid? You say yourselves that you "know the final package will include a mix of ideas from both parties..." That sounds like a blank-check endorsement to me. You are lobbying for a bill that doesn't exist yet, and dismissing the conservative arguments, or caricaturing them as straw men.... Since old folks need more medical care than young folks, who do you think will suffer? Who do you think will be healthy enough to survive the five-year waiting periods? You don't work "with" Democrats; they simply use you as a propaganda tool to get over on the folks you're supposed to represent.

If I want "more information" about the "many myths regarding Health Care Reform", I will be sure to refer people to your web site as a prime example of propagating such myths.

Thank you for your smug condescension at this time, but I really don't appreciate your involvement in the socialization of the American economy, Chapter 11, "How to Ruin the Best Health Care System on Earth." It is truly the combined interest, energy, commitment, and passion of AARP's liberal management, plus the money of its substantially less liberal membership, that gives AARP the power to make life better for liberal politicians, bureaucrats, and their pet lobbyists, and tougher on everyone else.


I guess I really need to lay off of the Texas Pete -- sort of the "Dyspepto Bismol" of the angry Southern white male.